September 2009
14 posts
Lauren: Wow this is getting a bitch messy lol.
Erica: That's what she said.
Well since you are already drunk and pre laid ima finish the booz. MuawaHahaHaha
– Text - Derek Skeens
(651): I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made...
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(330): She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that...
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(870): I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her...
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(609): I need to take “lollipop” off of every single one of my...
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For me, there are no rules in the game of promiscuity.
(505): Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut...
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Catherine completed the quiz "What kind of BITCH...
You don’t care what people think of you. You are a trashy bitch. You will scream, hit, kick or punch someone. You aren’t afriad to get dirty and make a scene. You are loud and violent. You probably get into a lot of fights over stupid things and you aren’t very smart. People don’t really like you because of the way you act in public..
fmylife:
Today, I was visiting my girlfriend’s house to meet her parents. We were having a nice conversation and her mom then asked “What have you done recently that was great?” I replied without thinking “Your daughter.” FML